David Ho on Nostr: A cyclist dies and goes to heaven. She says to God, I've been a good person all my ...
A cyclist dies and goes to heaven. She says to God, I've been a good person all my life, why didn't you grant me what I prayed for?
God is confused, "But I gave you Donald Trump and Elon Musk."
The cyclist replies, "I wanted more cycle paths, not psychopaths!"
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