nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqhyp0snlqyw66uwuep7tnkwqhgpg7qspvf928v0mm8d9penuwee0sldv6nv (nprofile…v6nv) (assuming you're a US citizen) be polite, and try to waste as much of their time as you possibly can. Go onto tangents, act as though you don't understand their questions, answer their questions with questions, ask them about their jobs, where did they get those shoes, etc. If you've ever heard of "It's Lenny," do that. If you haven't heard of It's Lenny, go to YouTube and watch a couple examples. Then once you're done laughing, do what he does.
tl;dr: keep them busy doing nothing
Mike Ely /
npub19h…9ffga
2025-04-18 01:25:59
in reply to nevent1q…2u90
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wss://relay.mostr.pubPublished at
2025-04-18 01:25:59Event JSON
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