🔥 PSA for men who cook: After you chop a chili pepper do not – I repeat, do not – go for a pee without washing your hands like your life depends on it.
Don’t ask me how I know. Just trust me when I say chilis and penises do not mix and this is definitely not the kind of fire you want in your pants.
Ow.
#cooking #chilis #penises
Aral Balkan /
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2024-01-16 13:54:02
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