Contagions.
I didn't realize you could catch a case of "Florida Man"
Evidence suggests (well, this story anyway) that we should wash our hands, mask up and practice social distancing while visiting Florida.
And by "social distancing" I mean come no closer than Georgia.
'Drunk' tourist Anthony Lessa sexually molests a manatee statue outside a Florida restaurant when staff told him to leave after he threw FRIED alligator pieces inside eatery
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12862299/Anthony-Lessa-Bar-drunk-statue-molest-alligator.html
#FloridaMan
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