"Omg, how???"
"ZOG assassin switched his gf's enplumpening morning milkshake mix for the mega fattening edition, he was crushed to death by her rapidly expanding rolls. flux_the_cat :windmilloffriendship: (NEW ALBUM 2/17/25!) (npub1dzx…ea5g) is dead too."
"Wtf, he was there??"
"No, I shot him this morning."
