Kuklinski'sAnkleMonitorNationalism on Nostr: Reason I hate going anywhere that there's a significant amount of people is the ...
Reason I hate going anywhere that there's a significant amount of people is the people always do something that causes me to be irritated with them 😏 like if I'm walking behind someone who's being slow I try to move left or right so that I can walk faster and get in front of them, but every time I do it's like they sense my movements and move when I move continuously getting in my way, or when there's someone walking towards me they can never make up their mind about which way to go to stay out of each other's way so we wind up spending 155 seconds dodging each other while saying the obligatory "oop, whoops oop excuse me sorry sorry excuse me oop". Or if I'm standing or sitting down somewhere, without fail I can see them in my peripheral walking towards me and walk close enough to almost knock the cherry off my cigarette, knock the cup of coffee out of my hand, step on my toes whatever. Just uncomfortably close when they have an entire globe worth of space in front of me that they could choose to walk in but they don't. Or the chaotic swarm of people that creates an overstimulating situation and wind up having to maneuver through them all using ninja movements. The ones that get on my nerves the most are the ones that stop for no reason at all blocking my way of escaping and they just keep standing there like their computer started buffering and next thing I know there's a line of people behind me trying to get through the traffic jam. Should just start firing a gun into the air to get everyone to move the fuck out of my way. Or start cracking a whip
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