Why Nostr? What is Njump?
2024-06-15 12:36:13
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strah on Nostr: It’s true! Derek Ross came to my house, flanked by his jackbooted thugs dressed in ...

It’s true! came to my house, flanked by his jackbooted thugs dressed in full purple ostrich regalia, held me and my wife at gunpoint, demanded our cell phones, forced us to unlock them and install this Damus app, set up a wallet, sent us each 21 sats, said “GM and GFY” and left.

Everyone on the app is friendly and caring (an obvious ruse to gain my confidence and scam me), there’s no algorithm so I don’t know what to do, people randomly send me zaps (nice try, modern Nigerian price scammers), and I saw a photo shared with boobs in it. This is cyberterrorism!

The cops refused to believe me and my neighbors now think I’m crazy. Can’t believe we’re living in such a dystopia.
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