Weird #queer #erotica that was in my head, #Modders, probably not canon, #CockTheives and #TF themes ahead...
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A guy walked into the #ModShop.
"How can we help you?" Nuki asked, sitting idle at the counter.
"Well I uh..." he scratched his head awkwardly, "Had a run in with a cock theif last night, and I uh... Have a date tonight, so I need a spare until the police can find my old cock."
Nuki nodded, "People who Steal Penises are a Serious Problem." She stood up on the chair, putting her hands on the desk and leaning over it to look at the damage. Fortunately, he wasn't wearing pants, so he could see his fully denuded crotch, flat and smooth where genitals would be dangling. "You want balls too with that, or just the penis?"
He shook his head, "Just the cock. Figured it's as good of time as any to try a new look."
Nuki: Same Furvert, New Handle /
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2024-09-24 14:50:12
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