A woman called a florist shop to complain.
She had sent flowers to her daughter who had relocated her business because it was booming and needed to expand.
"I ordered these flowers for her," the woman said, "and what you delivered had on the card 'Our Deepest Sympathy.' What do you have to say?"
There was complete silence.
"Well???" she asked again.
"Sorry," the florist replied, "I was just thinking of the flowers we sent to the funeral home with the tag 'Best of Luck In Your New Location.'"
John Chapman /
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2024-07-21 00:00:13
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