Yarn on Nostr: This is the Stanley cup my husband gave me for Christmas. There are many like it but ...

This is the Stanley cup my husband gave me for Christmas. There are many like it but this is the one my husband gave me.
I will use my 40 oz Stanley cup to gain strength and hydration beyond what most wives believe is possible with only 40 ounces. With proper use this cup will lubricate my joints, clear my skin and get me as close to invincible as possible. I shall be doing this because Jesus loves me, and so I am obliged to love my neighbors with the kind of love that He has shown me - body, mind and soul.