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Wild story.
There was a bloke that robbed a bank; through it he would appear to be winking at the cameras. He was found about an hour and a half later as he did not appear to disguise himself at all.
The people in the bank at the time reported to the police that he smelled of lemons.
He was confused how they found him.
When arrested, he kept saying “But I wore the Juice!”
For whatever reason, he, in his earnest, believed smearing lemon juice on his face would prevent the bank’s cameras from seeing him.
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2023-09-22 23:20:32Event JSON
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