Step 1. Install WasabiWallet (nprofile…mjyh), send some bitcoin to the wallet, and coinjoin three 1M+ sats UXTOs.
Step 2. Install ZEUS (nprofile…5fk2), and send those UXTOs to this wallet with Taproot address.
Step 3. Open three 1M+ un-announced(private) LN channels with each one of the UXTOs, with Simple Taproot enabled.
Step 4. When paying in LN, use MPP (payment is split into parts / uses multiple channels).
Step 5. When receiving in LN, use LSP wrapped invoices or Blinded paths.
You could also use multiple custodial non-KYC wallets like Coinos (nprofile…0pev) as decoys, or for quick swaps, or to manage liquidity of your node channels.
This whole process takes 5 minutes to setup. No one needs a shitcoin.
Skipper
npub12r…l8ty9
2025-01-20 19:18:33
in reply to nevent1q…n73y
Author Public Key
npub12rrvutnfeu9677d4yjytypqccjn0njnm6zkx2j6xyn2uqfw02ldsrl8ty9Published at
2025-01-20 19:18:33Event JSON
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