Alex Psmith on Nostr: My sofa is actually a sofa-shaped hole in the universe, and it has the gravity well ...
My sofa is actually a sofa-shaped hole in the universe, and it has the gravity well to prove it. For the past three quarters of an hour, I've been trying to achieve the escape velocity necessary to stand up so I could get ready for bed. A little help, please.
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