Hear me out: “National Crypto Reserve”
Plan: Through memes, we encourage the U.S. to develop a National Crypto Reserve. Like #Bitcoin reserve, but market cap weighted with all the top shitcoins.
Effect: Grifters get rich, Treasury gets rekt, Attorney General prosecutes the grifters, then Fed prints its way out of the hole.
Aftermath: National consciousness that shitcoins are a scam. State ends up with less Bitcoin. Win win.
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2025-01-16 14:05:14Event JSON
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