"It's 5 am, just got done grounding myself, time for my sauna and cold plunge"
[Cut to bitcoiner eating a raw steak]
"I used to have ulcerative collitis. I still do, but I used to too"
[Checks the bitcoin price]
"Time to go to my job as an insurance broker. Gotta stay humble and stack sats"
[Cut to bitcoiner scrolling through millions of bitcoin podcasts]
"Lunch time, brought a pocket steak"
[Bitcoiner awkwardly eats a bloody steak from a plastic bag]
[Checks the bitcoin price]
"Time to orange pill some people"
"Do you guys take bitcoin? No? ...ok"
[Bitcoiner standing by the road holding a sign that says "vote for bitcoin"]
"Let's see what the latest is on nostr"
[Comes home to an empty room, grabs his only place setting from the cabinet]
"Steak time"
[Cecks the bitcoin price]
"Check out my library"
[Just 30 copies of The Bitcoin Standard]
"Can't wait for Nashville"
SPA on Nostr: You have the script already! ...
You have the script already!