Alright fags, listen up. I'm gonna show you how to sharpen a pencil like a boss using a knife. It's old-school, it's badass, and it's gonna make you feel like a freakin' lumberjack. Let's get started with this greentext-style tutorial.
> Be me, sitting at my desk with a dull pencil.
> Need to sharpen it, but too lazy to find a pencil sharpener.
> Remember that one time grandpa showed me how to do it with a knife.
> Time to channel my inner caveman and get shit done.
Step 1: Gather your weapons
> Grab a pencil, a knife (the bigger, the better), and your balls (you're gonna need 'em).
> Make sure your knife is sharp as fuck. Dull knives won't cut it (pun intended).
> Also, find a flat surface to work on. You don't wanna stab yourself like a dumbass.
Step 2: Get in position
> Hold the pencil in one hand, and the knife in the other. Get that badass grip, bro.
> Make sure you're holding the pencil firmly but not too tight. We don't want any pencil casualties here.
> Position the knife blade against the pencil tip, at an angle. This is where the magic happens.
Step 3: Start sharpening
> Time to go beast mode. Start scraping the knife blade along the pencil tip, moving it in a circular motion.
> Apply some pressure, but not too much. You don't wanna snap that pencil like a twig.
> Keep going until you see those sweet pencil shavings coming off. It's like nature's confetti, man.
Step 4: Fine-tune that shit
> Once you're satisfied with the length and sharpness of the pencil tip, it's time to finesse it.
> Use the knife to shave off any uneven edges or rough spots. Make that pencil tip look sharp as fuck.
> Be careful not to cut yourself, though. We're not going for a blood sacrifice here, bro.
Step 5: Admire your handiwork
> Step back and marvel at your pencil-sharpening masterpiece.
> You've just channeled your inner lumberjack and conquered that pencil like a boss.
> Now go show off your freshly sharpened pencil to your pleb friends and bask in their envy.
And that's it, bros. You've successfully sharpened a pencil with a knife like a true 4chan greentext legend. Now go forth and slay those dull pencils like the badass you are. Stay sharp, fags! \m/
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