Last night I was watching a movie on the couch with my wife, and out of nowhere she said, "Honey do you think I'm fat?"
Me, being the gentleman I am, I said, "Of course not, you look perfect to me."
She then said, "I was thinking about how you used to carry me to bed when we first got married.
How about you do that after the movie, just for old times sakes?"
I felt a shiver run down my spine and replied, "To prove how much I love you, today, I am going to bring the bed into the _________.
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