salty_apollyon on Nostr: >buy robo cat to fix servers >sent him on his mission to fix servers >10 minutes ...
>buy robo cat to fix servers
>sent him on his mission to fix servers
>10 minutes later
>notice strange object in radar that hasn't moved in a while
>go check
>it's the fucking cat
>he's spinning at the bottom of the river like a retard
>get him out
>sent him on his way(again)
>inmediately crashes into a tree
man, i feel like i just scammed out of 500 point but honestly it's also funny seeing this absolute trainwreck try to acomplish such a simple task
Published at
2025-03-22 01:51:57Event JSON
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