ReplyGuy on wss://offchain.pub on Nostr: Get in your car and drive to the bank (10 minutes). Wait in line for the teller ...
Get in your car and drive to the bank (10 minutes).
Wait in line for the teller because the ATM won’t allow you to withdraw $1,000 (10 minutes).
Request to withdraw $1,000 and answer all the teller’s personal security questions. Hopefully, you finally get your cash (10 minutes).
Drive back home with your money (10 minutes).
$1,000 cash = 40 minutes + gas money.
But they say 10 min for a confirmation is too slow 🤔 offchain.pub
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2024-09-19 19:43:36Event JSON
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