What’s up guys, it’s me, the DRC Vegeta with almost 900 Blocks, and I’m here with an important PSA about Trolling leftists on the Fediverse. How to do it successfully, how to involve as many people as possible, and in general, how to make sure these insufferable faggots have as bad a time on Fedi as possible.
DOGPILING: Having multiple people Troll a target at the same time is much more effective than just doing it on your own. If you have a decent number of followers, you’ll usually be able to bring more people in just be reposting especially retarded statements the target has made, directing multiple posts at the target, or even making posts explicitly informing people that there’s a new Lolcow in town. Once more people discover the target, you’re likely to see the whole thing snowball and soon the shitlib will be gangbanged hard.
BLOCK EVASION: The single worst instance for Trolling leftists is Poast, almost all of them have preemptively blocked that particular instance, and thus won’t see your posts from there. Even big free speech instances like Baest are far less likely to be blocked, but the real stars are smaller, newer instance, which go under the radar of these retards until they’re suddenly getting their Notifications blown up. Having multiple alt accounts is also a Must, so you can continue the trolling even if your main account gets blocked.
There are other ways the target might try to salvage his or her Notifications, but they’re easily bypassed: The target might Mute what became a hellthread, but you can just start replying to other posts by the target (bonus point if lots of her faggot friends are also tagged in), tag the target into hellthreads, or start new threads with the target tagged in. Also, while the target might have certain gamer words muted, you should be able to bypass that with emojis or images containing the appropriate slurs.
HASHTAG NUKING: A lot of leftists/Twitter rapefugees communicate through hashtags, that’s how they find each other and gain more visibility for their posts. So naturally, you’ll want to fuck up their favorite hashtags beyond all recognition. Liberally (mis)use their hashtags, spam them with anything you know they HATE seeing, and generally render them completely unuseable.
Alternatively, you can make use of the leftist hashtags yourself to find new worthy targets, or discover new hashtags that leftists have started using.
As for the actual Trolling itself, that’s the one part I know you guys don’t need any help with, trust your instincts and just have fun!
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