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I don't do family any more on holidays. Last year, for the first time, I went to my wife's best friends' house for Thanksgiving. Every new person I met that day, I introduced myself and told them I was her husband's proctologist. In just a few hours, I will see people, whom I haven't seen in 365 days, who 100% believe I am Chuck's ass doctor. I play the long game and thoroughly entertain myself while doing so.
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