Middle age, where you as a man slowly seem to devolve in to a slapstick extra.
Can't see due to eye issues, so taking out the vacuum I didn't see the clothing iron in front of it that fell down and hit my right foot hard.
Since I didn't see what hit me I sort of ducked/fell back for some reason ready to drag the vacuum cleaner to safety with me.
I then rammed my back head in to an open door, collapsed down to the floor hitting my own groin with the full but blissfully plastic body of the vacuum
Jens /
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