Twig on Nostr: Several years ago I stopped a vehicle for going 25 mph in a 45 mph zone. I said to ...

Several years ago I stopped a vehicle for going 25 mph in a 45 mph zone. I said to the driver, “License, registration and insurance please.”

The driver, a 97 year old lady, said, “Hey, I have a question for you officer. If I were to insult you, call you a name or something, like ‘asshole’ would that be a crime? I mean, I think all cops are great, I was just curious about that.”

I said, "Well, that could be considered disorderly conduct.”

She said, “What if I just think it?