Chris Trottier on Nostr: Just watched an anime that is so bad, I have to actually comment on it. The title is ...
Just watched an anime that is so bad, I have to actually comment on it.
The title is Sword Oratoria: Is it Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?
I'm sorry to say, the question remains unanswered. Why is that? Because no girl was picked up in a dungeon. And nobody even tried.
Despite there being ample cleavage shots, and lots of bizarre sexually-charged moments, not a single fellow in this anime showed any interest in these clearly frustrated and horny women. Like, my god, all of them are practically crying for relief and not a single guy is willing to put an end to their misery.
The only character that shows any interest in women is a whiny lesbian who gets jealous when the object of her affection spends just a little bit of time with a man. Does this lesbian ever reveal her feelings to her crush? Is there any pay-off to this long thirsty narrative?
No, not at all. All this lesbian gets is a chaste hug, and that relationship goes nowhere.
Oh yeah, there's fights with monsters but even those battles make no sense, and I have no idea what the actual stakes are in this 12 episode series.
I can't believe I watched the whole anime. What a waste of time.
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