Matt Hamilton on Nostr: I despise these things. Don’t even know what to call them other than “nigger ...
I despise these things. Don’t even know what to call them other than “nigger notifiers” because, as far as I can tell, all they do is flash lights and play an audio clip every minute that announces “be sure to lock your car and keep your valuables out of sight”.
It’s just a high-vis deterrent for low-IQ criminals. Lowe’s has like two dozen overhead lights in the parking lot. Why not put cameras up there, if that’s the purpose?
Surprised no one’s stolen the solar panels.
I hate modernity.
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