Bitcoin Alien on Nostr: I asked ChatGPT to "Write a Breaking Bad script where Walt and Jesse team up to ...

I asked ChatGPT to "Write a Breaking Bad script where Walt and Jesse team up to battle Craig Wright, who claims to be the real Heisenberg. Walt and Jesse find strength in the power of Bitcoin and Proof-of-Work and use it to defeat Craig Write."

This was it's response

FADE IN:

INT. WALT'S HOUSE - DAY

Walt and Jesse are sitting at the kitchen table, discussing their latest batch of meth. Suddenly, the TV turns on and a news report catches their attention.

NEWS ANCHOR
In breaking news, Australian computer scientist Craig Wright has come forward claiming to be the real Heisenberg, the mastermind behind the infamous Blue Sky meth. He's even filed a copyright claim on the name "Heisenberg" and is demanding a cut of all profits made from the sale of Blue Sky.

Walt scoffs at the news report.

WALT
This guy has no idea what he's talking about. We're the real Heisenberg.

JESSE
Yeah, bitch! And we're not gonna let this clown steal our name.

WALT
We need to come up with a plan to take him down.

JESSE
What if we use Bitcoin?

WALT
Bitcoin? What's that got to do with anything?

JESSE
Well, you know how Bitcoin uses Proof-of-Work to verify transactions, right?

WALT
Yeah, so?

JESSE
Well, we can use the same concept to prove that we're the real Heisenberg. We can create a hash of all our past transactions and use it as proof that we're the original creators of Blue Sky.

WALT
You're a genius, Jesse! Let's do it.

CUT TO:

INT. A BITCOIN MINING FACILITY - DAY

Walt and Jesse are standing in front of a massive array of computers, all humming with activity. They've enlisted the help of some Bitcoin experts to create a hash of all their past transactions.

BITCOIN EXPERT
Okay, we're almost there. Just a few more calculations and we should have our Proof-of-Work.

Suddenly, the doors burst open and Craig Wright walks in, flanked by a group of lawyers.

CRAIG WRIGHT
Stop right there! You have no right to use the name "Heisenberg." That name belongs to me.

WALT
We'll see about that. We have Proof-of-Work that shows we're the original creators of Blue Sky.

CRAIG WRIGHT
Ha! That's just a bunch of nonsense. You can't prove anything with your silly little calculations.

JESSE
Actually, we can. And we will.

Walt and Jesse hit a button on their computer, and a giant hash appears on the screen.

BITCOIN EXPERT
There it is! Our Proof-of-Work!

CRAIG WRIGHT
That's impossible! You can't have done that so quickly.

WALT
We're the real Heisenberg, Craig. And we have the power of Bitcoin on our side.

Craig Wright looks defeated as he slinks out of the room, his lawyers following close behind.

WALT
Looks like we won this battle.

JESSE
Yeah, bitch! We're the kings of the meth game!

WALT
Let's celebrate with a batch of our finest Blue Sky.

JESSE
You got it, Mr. White.

FADE OUT.