Why do female ENT (ear, nose and throat) assistants invariably have feeble squeaky voices?!
They: ………—…—-…
Me: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
They: …..
Me: COULD YOU SPEAK UP PLEASE, I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE SAYING WITHOUT MY HEARING AIDS!
Best is when I’m in a busy waiting room trying to catch the moment they squeak my name
JP Mens /
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2024-05-24 05:54:44
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