>Become president.
>Preemptively pardon myself for all federal crimes I may commit in the next 100 years.
>Resign and make billions of dollars commiting wire fraud with my federal felony permission slip.
Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado /
npub1sc…0el3p
2024-12-04 22:08:12
in reply to nevent1q…atpe
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npub1scjc2e839xfmmsjfqr87huvu9qxenptmamfrcj6s98gv6frq5wgqh0el3pPublished at
2024-12-04 22:08:12Event JSON
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