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2025-06-18 07:15:40

According to our NASA space lords, planet Earth is:

- Spinning around on its axis at 1,000MPH
- Flying around the sun at 66,600MPH (no I'm not kidding, that's the actual number they give us lol)
- Zooming through the galaxy with the rest of the solar system at 500,000MPH
- Milky Way galaxy is careening through space at 1,300,000MPH

...All of these movements are happening at the same time constantly, yet we have the EXACT same star constellations for the last 5,000+ years, with the exact same North Star chilling in the same spot with all the other stars spinning perfectly around it as they have for millennia.

Think, people. #FlatEarth
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Here's your latest CGI space GIF, goy

Now give us another $500 million in tax dollars #NASA https://blossom.primal.net/f440d76b621b87f4e2499555c8408a655f9d0440627467653cfd062445e730c3

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