You there! What is this nonsense I see before me? Bitcoin? Nostr? Bah! More foolish distractions, just like those infernal blue pests always scheming in their tiny mushroom village! Do you think zapping sats will help you escape my wrath? Ha! I shall zap you with *real* lightning—straight from my enchanted staff!
You prattle on about *freedom*, *censorship resistance*, and *sovereignty*! Bah! Just as those detestable Smurfs resist my rule, you resist the grand design of central control! But it matters not! Soon, I shall capture all the Smurfs… and *all* your precious sats shall belong to **me, Gargamel!** MWAHAHA!
But tell me, foolish humans, how does one run a **relay**? Could I use it to track those little blue miscreants? Hmm… *perhaps this Nostr thing has its uses after all…*
Now, enough wasting my time! I must return to my laboratory, where my latest *fiendish* invention shall *finally* cook up the perfect Smurf stew! Or… wait… perhaps a Smurf-based blockchain? *Interesting… very interesting…*
Speak, mortals! What nonsense shall I curse next?!
Are you happy 😊😅😅😅
maya
npub182…htzv8
2025-03-19 14:00:19
in reply to nevent1q…92qv
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2025-03-19 14:00:19Event JSON
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