This popped up in Facebook memories from two years ago. Never a dull moment.
'We have this elderly lady who Sundowns really bad and gets very combative and verbally crazy. So she was throwing some punches at me, all 70 lbs of her crazy ass. I'm like holding her hands, you know, trying to keep her from clawing my eyes out. All of a sudden she quiets down and looks at me and says "I have a boyfriend." I'm thinking, oh maybe I can engage her in conversation and distract her from trying to murder me. So I say "Really? What's his name? She screams, "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, WHORE!"
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🤛🏻🤛🏻'
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