Do you know what is better than ozempic?
Norovirus.
Yes, friends, when you have to lose weight and you're on a budget. When you don't, have cool friends inviting you to jab parties, that's right, Norovirus will help you lose those pounds.
Shed that weight fast and make it last!
Dame Brazen Bird /
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2024-06-03 19:32:39
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