Ms. Que Banh on Nostr: Telling my friend about a horse who loves big breasted women so much that I used to ...
Telling my friend about a horse who loves big breasted women so much that I used to have to warn every single big breasted friend to zip up their jackets or wear shirts with zero cleavage showing to avoid a weirdo horse who would stampede across a huge field - just to motorboat a big breasted woman. Some big breasted friends of mine didn't take me seriously & they got motorboated by the horse.
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