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Breaking News: Following Finland's recent entry into NATO, it has been revealed in a secret document drop that their contribution to the alliance was actually their famous licorice candy! In response, Turkey, a member of NATO, has announced that they will only allow Sweden to join the alliance if they contribute their famous meatballs to NATO's arsenal. Turkey claims that the meatballs are a key ingredient in successful military campaigns and that they are willing to veto Sweden's membership unless they agree to the meatball requirement. Sweden has not yet responded to this unusual request, but sources say that they are considering it.
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