The Trandalorian 🏳️⚧️ on Nostr: Whoever said you can't have both guns and butter was a fool. Obviously you just make ...
Whoever said you can't have both guns and butter was a fool.
Obviously you just make a gun out of butter — make molds for all the gun parts and freeze some butter inside them. Afterward, you can eat the murder weapon.
Why must I be the one to think of everything?
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