Why Nostr? What is Njump?
2025-05-15 06:45:27

Matt on Nostr: I figured I would try Zeus again. Someone mentioned starting with 1M sats, so I did ...

I figured I would try Zeus again. Someone mentioned starting with 1M sats, so I did that for the hell of it.

I sent the funds on chain and then clicked the button to add the on chain funds to Lightning. There was no confirmation or indication of what was happening. I just got dumped to this screen for a while.



Eventually, this happened. Again, no indication of what is happening.



It would be helpful to explain what's going on, because apparently I'm still not done.



Creating an invoice to receive funds looks promising, but has some errors I don't understand. It's unclear how to pay the setup fee.



I click to learn more and get a link to a web page with a ton of information (https://bitcoin.design/guide/how-it-works/liquidity/). I just want to pay the fee and move on. Lol



It looks like I'll have to click around in all of these settings until something makes sense.




Nope.

Here's a weird icon. Let's see what's under there out of desperation.



Okay... Paid.



Can I receive sats now?

Nope.



Funny enough, Zeus doesn't follow the advice of the informational page they sent me to.



Am I supposed to just wait? Is something happening in the background? I have no idea, because Zeus doesn't tell me anything.

All I know for sure is that I'm sick of fucking with it.
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