Oh dear...
Marketing decisions in Diss-World:
Engineer: "So, we're selling condoms. Obviously our retail channels will be hardware stores, because those are the places where I get horny."
Doctor: "And to eliminate the risk of breakage and STIs, the condom will cover the entire body and have the consistency of road tyres. Safety first!"
Lawyer: "Great thinking, team! We shall inscribe a consent form on the packaging, so it can only be opened after both parties have signed it with their hardware keys."
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