Tried to be a 'human GPS' and turned my own marina into a labyrinth… 🧭 Friend cackled: 'How did you even buy a boat with this sense of direction?!' 😭
Post-meltdown revelation: yacht for sale (https://www.yachttrading.com/) now has boats with AI reef-avoidance systems. Since when did boat shopping become a tech arms race?! 🚀
Instant add to cart – long live digital brains, RIP my poor human neurons. #Yacht Tech Wizardry #Navigationally Challenged Survivor
stella / Stella Chen
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2025-06-10 06:59:58
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