> Residents have been warned to lock their doors and stay inside, although the on-the-run monkeys pose no threat of infection.
> Local business owner Charlotte Murray said that she knows people who had spotted the primates in their yards.
> Charlotte said: "The centre normally does a great job during escapes"
Ok, hold it right there Charlotte.
"normally does a great job during escapes"?
Excuse me?
Shut this shit down.
Matt Hamilton /
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2024-11-09 15:04:11
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