When I was a kid, I used to hang out at this dude Mickey's house. Mickey was a dope head, but he loved rock and roll. I used to go over Mickey's house every day after school, and he would teach me to play the bass guitar.
I didn't want to play the bass, I wanted to play the guitar - but Mickey needed a bass player. So bass it was.
One day another kid from down the street was over Mickey's house. Well, this kid Dave was giving me shit because I was still a virgin and he wasn't. I know it's hard to believe - but 12 year old Luke was an overweight nerdy kid with no friends.
And Mickey said "Hey, you don't ever give him shit for that. He's gonna get more pussy than he can stick his dick in - because HE'S IN THE BAND".
Mickey was right. So for all you nerdy fat kids out there, remember Mickey's words.
Join a band.
#Wisdom #Guitar #Music #LifeLessons
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