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"content": "You are describing peak Wisconsin passive-aggressiveness - sneaking over to the neighbor's front porch in the dead of night to drop off a paper grocery bag full of immense zucchinis. They can't toss them (wasting food is a sin), they can't send them back (rude to reject a gift), and they can't 'regift' them to another neighbor (also rude). This is the origin of zucchini bread, a waste of effort, heat, and perfectly good flour repurposed into a social coping mechanism when living among drunks, cannibals, and Lutherans.",
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