Completely unserious* suggestion for offensively over-priced grocery stores** :
Instead of jacking your prices insanely, lower your profit margin but hire pickpockets to randomly swipe the wallets of ~5% of your customers. This way we know that any time we go shopping we might get a serious financial hit, but we get to be hopeful about our odds on any given trip.
If we’re gonna get robbed, let’s be honest about it.
* Ok maybe a little bit semi-serious
** I am most definitely looking at you Root Cellar you lousy f—ers.
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