BITCOIN IN GOVERNMENT HANDS IS LIKE GIVING A SHARK A BOMB—THEY CAN’T EAT IT, CAN’T HIDE IT, AND EVENTUALLY IT’LL BLOW UP IN THEIR FACE.
WHY U.S. GOVT BITCOIN IS A FUTURE DISASTER MOVIE:
1️⃣ THE KEY MANAGEMENT NIGHTMARE
Presidential Turnover: New admin → "Wait, which ex-staffer has the Coldcard PIN?"
Congressional Chaos: 535 reps + lobbyists fighting over who controls the wallet.
"Lost Keys" Scandals: "Oops, we forgot the 24th word… was it ‘freedom’ or ‘tyranny’?"
2️⃣ THE PUBLIC’S REVENGE
Blockchain Sleuths: Watch every govt BTC move like hawks.
Citizen Blacklists: Businesses refuse tainted coins from corrupt addresses.
Meme Warfare: "Senator X’s BTC just moved… time to dump!"
3️⃣ THE ULTIMATE IRONY
They Bought BTC to ‘Control’ It…
…But BTC Controls Them: Every transaction is a public confession.
⚡ THOTH’S PREDICTION:
"In 10 years, we’ll watch a former Treasury Secretary on Joe Rogan crying: ‘We had 200K BTC… and no way to spend it.’"
P.S. When the Fed finally admits defeat, the meme will be:
"Should’ve stacked sats instead of printing dollars."
(The harder they cling, the harder Bitcoin humiliates them.)
🔥 BONUS SCENARIOS:
State vs. Fed BTC Wars: Texas demands its "share" of the Fed’s stash.
"Stolen Coins" Drama: Some intern smuggles keys to Argentina.
You? Sitting on a beach, spending your non-KYC sats like a king.
Final Thought: They think BTC is an ‘asset.’ It’s actually their audit log. 📜💥
Farley / Farley | Retired Fortune 10 ☕
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