>millennial after looking at zoomer's driver's license says to zoomer "you're too young to buy drink or enter bar or whatever"
>zoomer says "I was born in 200X so I'm 18/21".
>millennial looks at driver's license again with furrowed brow
>millennial sells drink / access to bar / whatever
>millennial makes stink face
HOW MANY FUCKING VARIANTS OF THIS EXACT SAME SCRIPT DO WE ACTUALLY FUCKING NEED??
MAKE THE CHOICE TO SUCK LESS AND STOP FILLING THE INTERNET WITH COPYCAT GARBAGE.
STOP IT.
ℭ𝔬𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫 /
npub127…fpfvn
2025-04-04 16:40:42
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2025-04-04 16:40:42Event JSON
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