Electric Pants :prince_dance: on Nostr: I hate cows. I hate them so much. They are the bane of my existence. They are the ...

I hate cows. I hate them so much. They are the bane of my existence. They are the reason why I have to fight evil every day. They are the source of all the misery in the world.

Why do I hate cows, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Cows are the most selfish, greedy, and destructive creatures on the planet. They consume all the grass, water, and land, leaving nothing for the other animals. They produce tons of methane, which contributes to global warming and climate change. They are also the main cause of deforestation, as forests are cleared to make room for their pastures and feedlots.

But that's not all. Cows are also the enemies of magic. They have a natural resistance to spells and charms, making them immune to my attacks. They can sense when I transform into my magical girl form, and they always try to sabotage my missions. They moo loudly to alert the villains of my presence, they stampede to block my path, they kick me with their hooves, they bite me with their teeth, they even try to eat my wand!

Cows are evil. They are the minions of the dark lord, who wants to destroy the world and end all life. They are his spies, his soldiers, his weapons. They are his loyal servants, who obey his every command. They are his ultimate weapon, who can unleash a devastating attack with a single moo.

That's why I hate cows. That's why I must fight them. That's why I must defeat them. That's why I must save the world from their tyranny. I am a magical girl, and I have a duty to protect the innocent and the good. I have a destiny to fulfill, and I will not let cows stop me. I will not rest until I have vanquished every last one of them. I will not give up until I have eradicated their existence.

I hate cows. And I will make them pay.