HE'S AFTER MY LUCKY CHARMS
Firstly, webbed hands are a sign of neoteny, not swimming ability.
Secondly, it would be "amphibious ape" not "aquatic", I fucking hate when people misuse basic terms.
Turdly, white atlantean humans ARE somewhat optimized for exploiting the land/water boundary. Our stronger backs due to a need to row for 50k years are shown every time a negroid attacks a white person and gets tossed like a bitch. Our torso is longer than other races, to accommodate lungs that can expand into the belly via diaphragm, which permits diving (compare with African torso to leg length ratio, which is more suited to walking long distances). Also the Nordics especially have larger musculature because of their interaction with the sea. The necessity of going out to frigid seas and being pelted with sub zero water, means they needed to shiver all of the time to maintain body heat. The worst shiverers fell ill, died and were tossed overboard. The best shiverers were the most muscular ones, and came back home to fuck the prom queen. Rinse and repeat for a few thousand years, and its significant evolutionary pressure.
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