Them: "Oh daddy, my hole needs filling~"
Me: -shows up half an hour later holding a 2x2 section of drywall, a toolbox, and paint- "Okay, show me the hole you made kiddo. Hopefully it isn't textured wall, I fucking hate fixing that. Oh, and your walls are dover white 400, right?"
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