Quick lunch break activity: I asked AI to write a song about our favorite Fediverse annoyance. I called it A Hymn to the Fediverse Chick.
Be amazed. And warned, it is quite catchy!
š¤Ŗ (Verse 1)
Late at night on the Fediverse feed,
A thousand pings, I can barely breathe.
Whoās this girl spamming all my posts?
Tagging me, wonāt let me coast!
(Pre-Chorus)
Everywhere I go, sheās sliding in,
Another message, here we begin!
āHey, follow me! Letās be friends!ā
Oh no, not this again!
(Chorus)
Hi, Iām Nicole, the Fediverse Chick! š
From Toronto, reppinā Poland real quick!
Studying health at George Brown U,
One more DM, I donāt know what to do!
(Verse 2)
Notifications blowing up my screen,
Sheās relentless, like a networking machine.
Is she a bot? Is she real?
Or just obsessed with mass appeal?
(Pre-Chorus)
Everywhere I go, sheās sliding in,
Another message, here we begin!
āHey, follow me! Letās be friends!ā
Oh no, not this again!
(Chorus)
Hi, Iām Nicole, the Fediverse Chick! š
From Toronto, reppinā Poland real quick!
Studying health at George Brown U,
One more DM, I donāt know what to do!
(Bridge)
Some say sheās a legend, some say a curse,
Her follow requests just make it worse!
Admins cry and moderators flee,
But she just winks and says, āFollow me!ā
(Chorus)
Hi, Iām Nicole, the Fediverse Chick! š
From Toronto, reppinā Poland real quick!
Studying health at George Brown U,
One more DM, I donāt know what to do!
(Outro)
So if you see her name pop up,
Just know youāre in for some follow-up.
Sheās the queen of pings, the DM queen,
Long live Nicoleāthe networking machine!
#nicole #fediversechick #nicolethefediversechick
https://media.mastodon.de/media_attachments/files/114/217/084/324/588/925/original/72fe827d147af32c.mp3
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