Duchess of Umbrage on Nostr: UPDATE Niece is bringing him home on Saturday! I admit I’m hella jazzed. I don’t ...
UPDATE Niece is bringing him home on Saturday! I admit I’m hella jazzed. I don’t get a new horse all that often, like maybe once every ten or twelve years, so every time I do it’s better than sex with a Beyonce impersonator in a vat of champagne at the top of the Eiffel Tower on Armistice Day. Look at this teddy bear goof!
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