Charlie Stross on Nostr: Oh God and by God I mean Cthulhu, at some point in the past decade they added ...
Oh God and by God I mean Cthulhu, at some point in the past decade they added artificial mango flavouring and sweeteners to Plenvu™, the Laxative from Hell (pre-colonoscopy) and it tastes EVEN WORSE now.
I mean, I *like* mango juice, but this is some eerie eldritch uncanny valley shit. Not so much real Mango as Trump flavouring?
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